Stephen Fry interviewing Simon Lokodo, Uganda’s Minister for “Ethics and Integrity”
They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
This is what happens when a cat attacks a snowball.
More like a snowball attacks a cat.
…there are two types of people
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
we need to talk about this.
So reblog if you’re in the Fabulous Hobbit Set Decorator fandom.
How to survive on grindr
Shirtless band members, are my favorite band members
~shirtless band blog
homework i was planning on doing over the break:
homework i ended up doing over the break:
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